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This website is incredibly self-indulgent, and I made it completely for fun. I don't have a manifesto or anything like that, and the content on my pages might not be as interesting as I'd like it to be. Though, I want to make it look nice, or at the very least, make it exist. I'm working hard on it!
I'm gonna be completely honest. The fact that this website was made only a week after the release of Watchacallitsname by decoyman1200 on youtube is NOT a coincidence. I gave in really easily, but I also didn't really understand what it meant to have a website. Well, it's not really that serious...
I'm not sure what really drew me in other than the fact that it wasn't social media. I've come to hate, hate that recently. I lurked around Neocities websites (read: some links) but I didn't really have anything to offer. Like, at all. I kind of forgot that was the whole point of a website. My life just isn't that interesting. I try, though.
My name is Lara, and I'm from Brazil. I'm not very sociable in real life, but I don't have many issues with talking to people. I don't go out much, and I'm very much a momma's girl. I'm also a huge dyke, but you might already have guessed.
I'm not very emotional, and I struggle with some things. I'm usually dry when texting, and I tend to ghost people. I've dated once in my life, but my avoidance made it end. We're still friends, though.
I want to be friendly. I try to reach out to people occasionally, but I usually just stick to talking to people I already know. I really, really REALLY encourage you to reach out to me, for whatever you'd like to talk about.
Enough about my.. ugh, real-life life, I guess. Now I shall talk about my interests. They're not that many.
I've liked Video Games ever since my dad sat me on top of his arcade cabinet when I was like, a year old.
Well. Okay, that's a lie. It was probably when I got into Minecraft, when I was 7. Or maybe, when I was 13 and actually beat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D. That's probably it.
By the way, all of these games can be found with more in-depth commentary at my video games page.
This isn't actually the first game I've played. Obviously. But it was definitely the one I remember the most.
I played it a lot with my neighbours and friends. I used to make blanket forts and hide while I played on Multiplayer Master and met weird people. Pocket Edition. Man.
Pretty bland game taste, I know. But I love this franchise... I only have played the 3D games, though, and not all of them. My favorite, I'd say, is Majora's Mask. Go on. Call me edgy. You're right. Okay, either MM or Ocarina of Time. Oh! Wind Waker is also good. I did not like Twilight Princess. Boo me, I don't care!
This one is a CLASSIC for unsupervised kids on the internet. Like, come ON. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not much of a fan at the moment , but I still really like the first few games. Hate 4, though. I'm a piss baby.
A more recent addition to my list. I played the first game with no idea of what to expect. Actually, I thought it'd be more like Resident Evil, but I was VERY pleasently surprised to find that it was so, so much better. And scarier. But I don't really find it THAT scary. Yeah, yeah, call me edgy. Again. Ms. Edgy here, reporting for duty.
My favorite game is the first. I don't HATE SH2, but I definitely do not get the hype, compared to the first and third games.
I have no idea when I got into this game, but I'll love it to my grave. Well, okay, maybe exaggerating a bit, but I really like it still. Mainly the characters, but I love looking for all the glitches and secrets. I wish they'd add more... Yuri is best girl. #yurimybeloved
I'm not the BIGGEST fan of these games, but if you mention it near me I'm defending it with my life, even if I suck ass at it. I particularly love Um Jammer Lammy for having such a good main female character. Because I'm a dyke. Come on, basic math, people.
Again. I'm not the biggest fan of this ever, but I enjoy it. Hot vampires. Wish there were more girls TBH but Alucard is hot enough, I guess. Also the gameplay is insanely addicting.
Mario, Resident Evil, Ace Attorney, umm... Team Fortress 2, sometimes. UNDERTALE & DELTARUNE, of course... I like Killer Instinct but I suck at it. Skeleton Krew is a great game for the Mega Drive. Oh! Final Fantasy VII is good.
My music taste sucks. Um.. I like David Bowie, and... Radiohead, yeah. Weezer is good. Mitski is nice. I know. Very mainstream. Umm.. I like Lemon Demon. Seriously.
I like a lot of genres and a wild variety of artists. Of course, don't take the few I mentioned as examples of "variety", but just trust me on this. I usually just find a game track to loop over and over.
Do I even have to say anything?
Meow. His name is Theo! Meow. He was born on 02-01/2026 and he's a very fat boy. He's been with me since he was a kitten, and he's an apartment cat. I love him so much.
