.26-01
2026
Went to Dyke Town and Everyone There Knew You
Hello! It's been quite a while since I've made an entry here. It has been, umm... *checks my watch, which visibly has springs popping out and is in shambles* Like. 12 days! Actually that's not that much.
Some stuff has happened, but I'm saving the biggest for last!
Firstly, my summer break is basically over which is TERRIBLE terrible news. I'm literally shaking and crying because of this. I'm gonna die.
This year summer break was... Uneventful, I guess. Well, I don't really have a habit of doing things, but. Yeah, whatever. I actually only went to the beach ONCE this year, which is kind of a miracle. I mildly dislike the beach. I went to a big lake and a lot of pools, though! God, my hair became weirdly rigid after that much chlorine.. I don't know why. Anyway.
The highlight of my summer is when I get to go to my father's place! There is arguably MUCH more to do there than at my cramped apartment, from which I literally don't leave. Maybe that's my fault.
At my dad's, I usually stay in playing all sorts of video games (read: my video games page is basically 90% his consoles), usually older consoles since I'm literally a retro ass kisser, I don't even care at this point. From the top of my head, I think I finished "Skeleton Krew" for the Mega Drive, "Silent Hill" for the PS1, and played a bunch of other random games which I didn't actually finish. I'm bad at finishing games. Go figure.
My dad is also kind of known for making up shit to do, like dragging my butt to his little forest plot where he cuts down grass and like, runs from bees, I guess? It's fucking badass, though. Ignoring the nettles. Itchy, itchy!!!
This was also a very "knifey" summer! Well, not really. I got a new knife, though - A balisong! Or a butterfly knife , for you simpletons. My dad is very much supportive of my (mild?) interest in knives.
I also enjoy going to my dad's place since there's actually people instead of having me just be alone all day. I like helping out my dad with whatever the fuck he's doing, like carrying wood or raking the leaves or whatever. Also the dogs are such good boys & girls. The bird does NOT like me though.
You can probably tell I mention my parents a lot, but not really my friends. Ummm... Go figure?
Well, I do actually hang out with one of my friend kind of frequently, but that's only when I'm at my dad's place since she lives near. She's basically as weird as me, and we've known each other for a long time. We usually chat a lot and last time we played "Five Nights at Chaves'". Yes, it probably is what you think it is.
I did go out with my friends one time, when the Five Nights at Freddy's 2 movie came out! God damnit. That was, umm.. *checks my calendar, which is visibly falling apart and missing whole weeks of dates* two months ago.. Why does god hate me?
Another time I went out with my friends, we kind of just hung out at the mall. I want to emphasize that, in my five years of living in that town, I've NEVER gone to the mall to hang out like that. I'm just that miserable.
Okay, after that Ridiculously Long Prologue (?? Or just a rant IDC) we're finally talking about the thing. That the title refers to!!! Whatever.
So, I'm moving!! Well, I kind of already moved at the time I'm writing this. I'm not really THAT nervous, but it is gonna be VERY different. Oh god, I haven't really thought about it before I wrote this. This is kind of insanely scary.
I'm mostly scared about my new school. It's going to be pretty small - apparently smaller than my old school which was LAUGHABLY small - so that makes me a bit uneasy, since like. Everyone will know me, and I'll be stuck with them for Three MF Years. I'll maybe try to make friends with the older kids but I'm infuriatingly nervous so I'll probably put it off until halfway through the year.
Also I want to mention the fact that I know jack SHIT about the people in this town. The only thing I know is that there is a surprising amount of lesbians , for some reason? Like, I figured most of the LGBT people would rather go to some bigger town - like the last town I lived in - but, apparently lesbians LOVE this place in the middle of nowhere? I guess I feel a bit more welcome.
Oh god, I just wanted to mention that I currently look like SHIT. So much for first impressions, I guess. My school uniform is also BUNS, so I'm gonna be looking like Smeagol or something. I don't have any other weird creatures to compare myself to. Like, goblins?
I wish I could say I'm happy with my wardrobe right now, but it also kind of sucks. I need to buy more clothes but I also feel really guilty on account of my past self buying shit clothes I don't fucking use, so Yeah. I fucking HATE the mall for buying clothes, though. I'm not even gonna get started on that.
So, I think that's everything I have to say for now! This monday I start my new school year, so I might make a new entry some time next week. I might spontaneously combust during class, though.
As for site plans, I'm trying to figure something out with the video games page. I REALLY REALLY want to talk about Silent Hill and Ace Attorney. God fucking damnit!!!
And also I'm going to rework the entire look of this site, maybe. I'm kind of sick of it. No promises though!
Anyway... Have a nice day/noon/night! Um, keep on doing whatever you're doing. I hope you're well. Thank you for reading, or whatever.